April Fools Day (or is it every day?)

In honor of April Fool’s Day, remember this song we used to sing as kids?
Well, it’s fun, but I think it needs a little updating. So here goes (same tune):

Let’s stop funding science ‘cuz it doesn’t pay,
APRIL FOOL, APRIL FOOL.
Stop saying “climate change” and it will go away,
APRIL, APRIL FOOL!

Paul Ryan is talking and he’s making sense,
APRIL FOOL, APRIL FOOL.
He’s showing compassion just like Mike Pence,
APRIL, APRIL FOOL!

Refrain:
Look out the window, what do you see?
Lotsa live blossoms on the cherry tree
I fool you, and you fool me
‘Cause this is April Fools’ Day

His hair isn’t orange like a tangerine,
APRIL FOOL, APRIL FOOL.
He’ll be the best president we’ve ever seen,
APRIL APRIL FOOL!

I’m not gonna look on Facebook anymore,
APRIL FOOL, APRIL FOOL.
I took my iPhone, pitched it out the door,
APRIL, APRIL FOOL!

(Refrain)

The dumbos in Congress gave the donkeys a kiss,
APRIL FOOL, APRIL FOOL.
You can’t ever sing a silly song like this,
‘cept every day’s a FOOL’S DAY!
APRIL APRIL FOOL!